Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Pumping Iron

Collin has turned in his 2009 Christmas wish list. Kindly, he's decided to let Santa purchase the more expensive items so that we don't have to spend our own money. He's very thoughtful like that. There was one "must have" gift that I found to be very interesting...a set of dumbbells.

I questioned him about it and this was his logic:

he will bulk up -> beat his dad in wrestling -> impress a certain girl at school -> become her #1 boyfriend (as he is currently #2)-> be the envy of the entire K4 afternoon kindergarten class -> rule the entire free world....mwah ha ha ha haaa

#2 boyfriend? Apparently she said that her #1 boyfriend is a bit more exciting than him. I have to appreciate her honesty. But what exactly constitutes "exciting" in kindergarten? Making milk come out of his nose?

I told him that I didn't think kindergarten girls were impressed with muscular 6 year olds. He just shrugged and said,"we'll see".

I guess on the bright side I know what to get him for a stocking stuffer - a unitard, steroids and a subscription to musclemag.com.