Here is my favorite, yet concerning, interaction with Collin today...
Me: I'm taking Ana to the doctor's today for her shots.
Collin: Can I come?
Me: Sure, if you want.
Collin: How many shots is she getting?
Collin: Do you think she'll cry?
Me: I hope not. She didn't last time.
Collin: I know (said with annoyance). Well I hope she does.
Collin: She's making me look bad!
PS - she cried and he walked out satisfied.